Freaky Tuesday - Big old nalgas

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The days of the week in order of freakiness (most to least):

Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday - Friday - Wednesday - Monday - Sunday

Where’s my Nobel for this elegant observation? The photoelectric effect? More like schmotoelectric schmeffect (I see you Bertie). Tuesday, a humble freak, keeps its nasty to itself, unlike the braggadocious weekend. And Tuesday, I’m not trying to blow your spot up, but I aim to celebrate you with a song that could only be penned in your 24.

Jonny Z woke up early on a Tuesday in 1996, and went for a jog behind a herd of large bike short clad nalgas. Adrift in a midriff induced fugue, he had the dumbest idea for a song. Like all dumb things, it was fun as hell. Latin Swing is a long time favorite of mine and today, on a Tuesday (see!), I found it among a heap of mid-nineties twelves.

Jonny Z - Latin Swing (Mambo Club mix)

Look below the fold for a video with some helpful hints on how to move it and lose it.

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Posted by Laundry Bear
June 9th, 2010
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Dance

Hedonical

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A sea wolf is a seal with pronounced canines, snarly lips, and night shimmer peepers. When learning how to swim, don’t ride the sea wolf, don’t even expect the sea wolf for tips on your frog kicks. Homostupids take the lengthy Dio mythological fairy tales and pass them like a hot potato. Did you see the ass on that potato?! + they, Homostupids, sound like they’d be fun to watch live with a ton of dudes. Is that gay angst? Is there any other kind? Honestly?

Homostupids - Sea Wolf

This comes off the most recent Homostupids 7″ Night Deacon E.P. Oh, and remember Factorymen, I think that’s a side project.

Posted by Laundry Bear
June 1st, 2010
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Rock and Roll

Flying Lotus - Parisian Goldfish

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Simply Bananas. Flying Lotus + Eric Wareheim + Fensler Films (of Gi Joe psa fame). Catch Flying Lotus at Mezzanine on March 27th, 444 Jessie st. San Francisco

Posted by Crescent Fresh
February 25th, 2010
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Oddball, Ridemypwny News

Hello/anyone?

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I called Emotion in Motion for minutes of assured companionship, they love me, eternally, even if that scares me (the idea of forever or even the idea of kinda long, because those ideas lie on that line of thought that connects me, the happy-go-bucky-ducky-no-fucky nitwit, to the tar pit death headlock thoughts). Then Slammin’ Sam Maxion’s synth lines, proto-zorbing yards in front of the vocals, leave me no choice but to lie face down in a romantic daze. This song still gets some radio play in town but apparently only fetches a fifty cent price tag on the Ave. Here it is for free and really light weight. Take it anywhere you might feel alone (everywhere) and you won’t have to wait for 98.1 to read your mind. Freestyle brings me back to the pwny and will scare off the few guests we’ve retained.

Emotion in Motion - Forever

Posted by Laundry Bear
February 18th, 2010
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Freestyle

Whats New Pussycat

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I picked up this record during my past summer in San Francisco and Tom Jones’ song soon became my anthem for the summer. Months later I have finally converted to an mp3 and put it up for your enjoyment.

Tom Jones - Whats New Pussycat

Burt Bacharach - Stripping Isn’t Sexy Is It?

In other news, Diplo released his Free Gucci mixtape, which you can download over at Mad Decent. Killer Mike also has put his album I Pledge Allegiance to the Gride for free download over at Hip Hop DX. Both are well worth checking out.

Posted by Robin
January 18th, 2010
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Internet, Oddball, Raps

heartbreak’r

Stones Throw gives us this sweet jam from a smooth man.
One comment sums it up: “This guy owns my eardrums”

Posted by beats and peas
December 16th, 2009
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Funk, Soul

He hella fine! ‘09

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Oh, it’s just you again. The New Year. Spin the dial on the tens digit, it has decaded. Behind that coming new year’s eve, 364 of the days before, collected the heaps of cries and purrs of our creative brethren. We tried to listen, but I only heard what I wanted to hear. “So you’re saying you still love me?”

Here’s what I think today about my taste this year in a particular order chosen for suspenseful impact!

Top 10 for 2009

10. Mariah Carey (ft OJ, Gucci…) - H.A.T.E.U (via cocaineblunts.com)

9. Allison Schulnik’s video for Grizzly Bear’s - Ready, Able

8. Factorymen - Shitman LP

7. The Dream - Love vs Money LP

6. R. Kelly - Echo (via iluvrnb.blogspot.com)

5. Puffy Areolas - Lutzko Lives

4. Sun Araw

3. Pill - 4180 the Perscription

2. XYX show on Telegraph

1. Audacity - Power Drowning LP

Posted by Laundry Bear
December 13th, 2009
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Ridemypwny News

New Just Like You! - November Hooper

10Howlin Wolf, Richie Havens, Orang-Utan, Cactus, Los Dog Dugs, Dwight Tilley, Fuzzy Duck, Foghat, The Wild Giraffes, Leafhound, Comus, Creedence, Whalebones, Chicory Tip, Purple Image, Back Off Track (Hannah Hooper), Ricky Wilde, and Percy Sledge.
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If you haven’t already, subscribe by opening up iTunes, going to the “Advanced” tab, selecting “Subscribe to Podcast” and pasting in the URL below:

http://feeds2.feedburner.com/JustLikeYou

After that iTunes should update it automatically every time we post a new one.

IF YOU ARE REALLY LAZY, YOU CAN JUST FOLLOW THE LINK AND DOWNLOAD THE FILE.

Posted by Chas Tidwell
November 11th, 2009
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Funk, Internet, Oddball, Pops, Ridemypwny News, Rock and Roll, Soul

What’s the rush?

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Somebody’s got to do something about the future. It’s going to be super obvious later.

Circulatory System can’t be framed as young and exciting, but they have knack for a completing full songs and many nice ones appear on their new album. It’s the college radio experience, minus the long winded mic breaks. Take a break from the frontier, and check your friendster to this.

Circulatory System - The Spinning Continuous

Posted by Laundry Bear
November 10th, 2009
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Pops, Rock and Roll

No Kill I . Khaaan

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The No Kill I are a Star Trek punk rock band from Sacramento, CA. I don’t think they are still around, but it seems like one of those things that will never die. With songs like Regulan Bloodworm and Starfleet Up My Butt they sound as if Minor Threat was on Lookout! Records, and Lookout! traveled by Starship instead of Pirate Ship.

Furthermore, their website is a treasure trove of photos, stories, history, song lyrics, and more. It is a lot of futuristic fun, and all of their songs are available for listening.

Khaaaaan

Posted by Mindbodian Soulman
November 10th, 2009
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Internet, Rock and Roll

FR FRNDS: Allseeingmindseye

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For Friends is back with another strange journey through sound. Loosely based on a dilation of the minds eye when life became too real and a portal to the fourth dimension was established between worlds in a clear patch of forest somewhere down skyline boulevard. Through the thick iridescent mist of this portal one could see a multitude of pure truth. In this truth one can not help but to find the warm comfort of another world and a crisp view of the future itself. Care to gaze through the truth goggles? Here I’ll pass you the image stabilizing binoculars.

Posted by Crescent Fresh
November 6th, 2009
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Internet, Ridemypwny News

Costume idea: Bejewled Skateboarding Bart Simpson from Gucci’s Chain

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Hip-hoppy Halloween. Boo! Rap costume suggestions: Busta Rhymes in the red cheetah suit and body paint, Captain Save-A-Hoe, bejeweled skateboarding Bart Simpson from Gucci Mane’s chain, left half World Class Wrecking Crew right half NWA. Boo!

Gucci Mane’s recent storm of mix tapes (Cold War/Burrprint) mark the crowning of El Niño, flood waters be damned. I’ve only had time to listen to The Burrprint 3-D. Frowney Face and My Shadow are both gems. Here’s Dope Boys for you trick or trick or trick or treaters. It’s penis music for sure.

Gucci Mane - Dope Boys

Posted by Laundry Bear
October 31st, 2009
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Raps, Ridemypwny News

awww yeaa

Busta Rhymes and J. Dilla (RIP) collaboration that is simply dope

Posted by beats and peas
October 19th, 2009
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Raps

Murder Water - Shit Ain’t Sweet Tea!

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Factorymen will hustle you man. They’ll pull the 3-song monte in the alley where the donkey Pinocchio smokes backwoods. Which song is it? Are you sure? Sorry. Keep your eyes on it this time.

Was this song played by a traffic jam?

You know when a comedian makes fun of an audience member, and they burn them so bad, worse then anyone would ever imagine ripping? The whoridden, deepest insecurities exposed, laughs louder than anyone in the crowd. Because they paid for it. Well I bought this record and I’m not sure if the joke is on me, but I paid for it, I enjoy it, it is my favorite Joni Mitchell cover yet.

Factorymen - Blank Dream

This is off the 2009 release “Shitman”

In other news. Shyne was released from prison this week and the INS is trying to Slick Rick his ass back to Belize. The man already took a rap for the rap taker (Puff) and served his time. Let him stay, and we might get some more gibberish dub-gurgler rap slammers like this one. (check out how some asses shake so fast that they appear a blur! Them Schrodingers)

interview with him on the next page

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Posted by Laundry Bear
October 9th, 2009
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Raps, Rock and Roll

Just Like You! - No School / No Rules Edition

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Just Like You! - Fall 2009 - George Harrison, Hannah Hooper, Cass McCombs, Medication, Felt, Rockin’ Horse, Beat Happening, Woody Guthrie, Townes Van Zandt, Caravan, the Feelies, the Go-Betweens, Jonathan Richman, Port O’Brien, Descendents, Meneguar, Ladyhawk, La Dusseldorf, Blank Dogs, Woods, Genesis.

Big shout out to the Hooper clan!  Thanks to both Nate and Hannah for the jamzzz.

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If you haven’t already, subscribe by opening up iTunes, going to the “Advanced” tab, selecting “Subscribe to Podcast” and pasting in the URL below:

http://feeds2.feedburner.com/JustLikeYou

After that iTunes should update it automatically every time we post a new one.

IF YOU ARE REALLY LAZY, YOU CAN JUST FOLLOW THE LINK AND DOWNLOAD THE FILE.

Posted by Chas Tidwell
September 18th, 2009
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Ridemypwny News