ATTENTION:
Let me put out a call. Callin’! The pwny needs a teen contributor. Teens! Age range from 15-17. The RANGE! Leave a comment with your email if you can help out. Burrr! I would post on craigslist but job offers cost $75 per category. Maybe I could post it under free stuff.
Impressive impish kids from [...]
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The towel perched ladies brushed sands off their thighs in a swarming beach party. Loud-mouthed boys, bad, dumped buckets of sea water on their crushes. The chills they feel remind them of this song. They taped it off the radio.
Maybe too often the pwny sounds like one of those Maxell tapes. But I like remembering [...]
Wipe the steam from the shower glass and you’ll see me sitting on the edge of my industrial-sized bed eating peeled grapes from a crystal dish. Your high-waisted leather hot pants are hanging from the trunk of my pearlescent black cast replica of a baby mammoth. My voice splits the hiss of rushing water in [...]
Tonight I cooked a buttery rib-eye steak with roasted potatoes and brussel sprouts. “That’s enough food for two,” remarked John Porter, my roommate, between mouthfuls of off-brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I alerted him that I was having a romantic night with myself. While the world orchestra built a springtime crescendo into summer love I took [...]
Just when I think I have caught fate red handed, tramping on my jungle soup, it turns out that fate is just adding that mysterious spice, sending my recipe into the heavens.
The Dogg Pound Posse trotted into town three steps ahead of sherif Herfman. They played for one night in the broken down saloon to [...]
Tracey Thorn has recorded a few of my favorite songs. I found this seven inch at Ameoba. I used store credit I had just earned through trading in some cd’s I found at salvation army today*. I got home and listened to the song “Goodbye Joe” for the first time. Thorn’s voice peeled off the [...]
Dr. Dog - The Old Days
A lot has been written about these choral boys. They must have been at one of The Band’s county fair appearances. Do you see similarities in the shine of their boots? I was kicking a river rock down a dusty path and I realized that I was actually at my [...]
In 1997 INOJ (pronounced “I know J”) released her cover of Ready For the World’s “Love You Down.” Its success can be measured by the level of frustration it generated in the world of middle school dance chaperoning. Covert OTP(HJ’s and FB’s) still write this song drunken 5 am SMS’s. They are best buds, forever [...]
Just a quickie right here. One of the first posts on ridemypwny was the Riskay song Smell Yo Dick. A music video for the song was released recently. Nothing too special, just nice to get some visuals on such a verbally stimulating peice of music. Thanks Karl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w
A young man spritzed with impostor Cool Water struts down the late night avenue. His custom cane holds a mirror at its base, a flirtatious conversation piece that embodies his boldness of “d.” Here is the story of his night in song. A tale of unrequited lust that ends neck dizzy deep in the slurricane [...]
Folks,
The second installment of Awesome Fest is coming up. Bands are coming from far and near to be there, you should too.
In honor of the occasion, Nate and I put together a mix featuring all the artists from this year and a few from last year’s fete. If you subsrcribe to Just Like [...]
Life is full of compromises, the godfather of soul was unintelligible, the king of pop rapes children, and the sexiest man alive is a midget and a Jehovah’s witness. Here is when they were in their primes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaiDza-zyCM
Seriously, this video merits watching all the way through.