Freaky Tuesday - Big old nalgas

The days of the week in order of freakiness (most to least):
Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday - Friday - Wednesday - Monday - Sunday
Where’s my Nobel for this elegant observation? The photoelectric effect? More like schmotoelectric schmeffect (I see you Bertie). Tuesday, a humble freak, keeps its nasty to itself, unlike the braggadocious weekend. And [...]

The Commander

Ilaiyaraaja - Kaattukuyilu (Thalapathi) 1991
Newsies aside, I am not really a big fan of musicals, but it’s something they seem to really doing right in India, however It’s possible that the lyrics are just as idiotic as your latest Broadway release and not being able to understand them allows me to enjoy the music. These [...]

Dollar Dollar Crills

Either my mood has slapped me with a pair of rose colored ear-glasses or I had a dollar bin killin. I grabbed sicks gems, I am going to give you the tippy three.

Starting off we have Front 242, they make an industry of killing men. Belgians get a pass from me, they may speak some [...]

All you can do off it is riverdance

Rhythm Quest plugged my nose and poured mud-water down my throat, I got dizzy, and two days later tests showed that they gave me the hepatightest piano-house track. I asked doc, “Can I be cured?” She responded by taking her caramel-apple lollipop out of her pucker and pressing it in a stick-slip-slide across my cheek.
Rhythm [...]

Hoochie Crew

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The towel perched ladies brushed sands off their thighs in a swarming beach party. Loud-mouthed boys, bad, dumped buckets of sea water on their crushes. The chills they feel remind them of this song. They taped it off the radio.
Maybe too often the pwny sounds like one of those Maxell tapes. But I like remembering [...]

Stop-Motion Strobe

3070 is the solo work by Rick Davis who is the non-Atkins half of Cybotron. Atkins supposedly left Cybotron because he disagreed with Davis’ pop sound. Huh? Clear has popped up in poppy pop songs ever since its birth and Vision stumbles around alone, a concussed rusted tin-man. Jazzy Pha’s historical eyesight is 20/20.
3070 - [...]

narcoslippers

Bonkers, two posts in two days - Pwny’s back with a vengeance! I made this mix today using 8tracks which seems like the best alternative to the sadly defunct Muxtape. Apparently they have to randomize the tracks after the first listen to keep things cozy with the RIAA, but if the sequencing is preserved the [...]

You Know How to Eat Ice Cream?

Nate Hooper and I (mostly Nate) put together some tracks for a new Just Like You! mix.
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Fine Furs

The repo business is booming. Tow trucks and crowbars are in short supply. The Murhpys use Chris Tucker vocals, wiki-wiki Newcleus helium voices, and keys to lighten up the blues of hard times. 1982 could easily be 2010. What can go wrong, will go wrong.
The Murphys - Murphy’s Jive Law

BIPPP: French Synth Wave 1979-85

BIPPP is a compilation put out by French label Born Bad, full of upbeat and dancey synth-isms. Many of the songs have odd and intriguing vocals, compounded by the fact that they are all in french. Daft Punk, Justice, and Lady Tron having all been paying monthly rent on these sounds.
Ping Pong - Act
Game and [...]

Tropical Stormy

An Indian Too told me that tropical should be on the list of trends I put in the poll. I can’t see why not. The sun is still high in the Northern Hemi. On a good day it reaches deep into the infrared and pumps vitamin D into the appreciative dull skin that hangs between [...]

You’re Making it Hard for Me

In 1997 INOJ (pronounced “I know J”) released her cover of Ready For the World’s “Love You Down.” Its success can be measured by the level of frustration it generated in the world of middle school dance chaperoning. Covert OTP(HJ’s and FB’s) still write this song drunken 5 am SMS’s. They are best buds, forever [...]

Set It Off

This song has got grappling hooks man. It snuck up, dipped in pitch black crushed velvet, behind the exotic pet warehouse and busted in. Smoke poured from the mouths of the albino alligators and the toucan’s eyes glowed like opals. Siamese twin orangutans led the crowd in a coordinated grind mash.
Strafe - Set it Off [...]

CAIRO!

Egyptian Lover is finally making his pwny debut with two freak driven epics. “Girls” is nearly ten minutes of elustro cat calls. “Voices” takes nightlife to the loony bin or maybe the other way around. Egyptian Lover rocked a surgeon’s outfit to the club, played records at +8, and hand-spun “Planet Rock” in reverse. Stop [...]

Bicycle to (Not Safe For) Work Day

Jackmaster Dick’s Revenge put out a few Chicago House tracks in the mid eighties. The one I picked up today features a duo of filthy mouthed lovers reporting lewd narratives and instruction. Salacious in the eyes of Tipper but fantastic in the crossed eyes of the grease-can Wally Champ runner-ups. “Sensuous Woman Goes Disco” [...]