A sea wolf is a seal with pronounced canines, snarly lips, and night shimmer peepers. When learning how to swim, don’t ride the sea wolf, don’t even expect the sea wolf for tips on your frog kicks. Homostupids take the lengthy Dio mythological fairy tales and pass them like a hot potato. Did you see [...]
Howlin Wolf, Richie Havens, Orang-Utan, Cactus, Los Dog Dugs, Dwight Tilley, Fuzzy Duck, Foghat, The Wild Giraffes, Leafhound, Comus, Creedence, Whalebones, Chicory Tip, Purple Image, Back Off Track (Hannah Hooper), Ricky Wilde, and Percy Sledge.
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Somebody’s got to do something about the future. It’s going to be super obvious later.
Circulatory System can’t be framed as young and exciting, but they have knack for a completing full songs and many nice ones appear on their new album. It’s the college radio experience, minus the long winded mic breaks. Take a break [...]
The No Kill I are a Star Trek punk rock band from Sacramento, CA. I don’t think they are still around, but it seems like one of those things that will never die. With songs like Regulan Bloodworm and Starfleet Up My Butt they sound as if Minor Threat was on Lookout! Records, and Lookout! [...]
Factorymen will hustle you man. They’ll pull the 3-song monte in the alley where the donkey Pinocchio smokes backwoods. Which song is it? Are you sure? Sorry. Keep your eyes on it this time.
Was this song played by a traffic jam?
You know when a comedian makes fun of an audience member, and they burn them [...]
In a skyscraper, constructed of one hundred floors of indoor pools, swimming time lapse to a Sun Araw soundtrack. Take Hustle and Bustle from Cameron Stallones as Sun Araw. It bats second on the LP Heavy Deeds on Not Not Fun Records. Here, have it. You’re welcome. This track pairs well with an African bean, [...]
The lesser states out here in the mild mild west actually touch the Pacific too. It isn’t just the sandy banks of California bumping the blue-green abyss. Last weekend, several riff-ready compadres and I took the airplane bunny-hop up to PDX. The town’s ambition may be displaced by tasty-treats but the rivers flow with both [...]
ATTENTION:
Let me put out a call. Callin’! The pwny needs a teen contributor. Teens! Age range from 15-17. The RANGE! Leave a comment with your email if you can help out. Burrr! I would post on craigslist but job offers cost $75 per category. Maybe I could post it under free stuff.
Impressive impish kids from [...]
A few days ago, a friend sent me a email linking to the Screaming Females myspace page, and I haven’t navigated away yet. The New Jersey trio keeps it simple, which is a welcome relief after years of neon keyboardism and baby-squirrel-riding-baby-panda over the top cutesy wife+husband harmonies.
Screaming Females - Buried in the Nude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4LAaiRpLwg
I was [...]
Jiving jovial junior juggernauts. I love the youth, teens that hover around one another exchanging fresh faces. The kids in Audacity played the headline slot at Tarra’s piñata party. The backyard crowd, split by live-action minirampering, got a real treat. These youngsters can put together a whole song, begining to end, and I look forward [...]
Peppermint-strawberry beedi-brehf. What can I do? She had BBQ stains on her stockings and smoked meats have that mighty power over me.
Sonny and Sunsets’ 7″ comes with a graphic novela, a pin, and a $6 price tag. The ditties do their duty. Strange Love starts with a Leader of the Pack-piano. Is that Jimmy’s ring [...]
Just Like You! - Nate Hooper Does It
Patrick Sky: Child Molesting Blues, Ted Nugent: StormTroopin’, James Gang: Merr-Go-Round, Stranglers: No More Heroes, Pictures: Kick and Tip, Dow Jones and the Industrials: Can’t stand the Midwest, Private School: Lost in Action, Monoshock: Soledad, Badboll: S/T, The Fucking Ocean: Bombs in the underground, Aphrodities Child: Battle of [...]
A pile of sand wearing sunglasses buys the whole bar a round. A pretty lady, red light lit, walks over to the pile of sand, bends, and kisses it. Concentric rings of moths materialize, midair, around the pair. As they fly into a homogeneous cloud, the pile of sand births a boy in his young [...]
I didn’t have to be a doctor to recognize the stethoscope drums in this modern remake of Q. Lazzarus’ perfect song.
Harlem - Goodbye Horses
Today is the last day in my first twenty five years on earth. I’ve reflected on those times to the above song in a room full of lasers and gas canisters. The [...]
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stinky toys - birthday party