The days of the week in order of freakiness (most to least):
Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday - Friday - Wednesday - Monday - Sunday
Where’s my Nobel for this elegant observation? The photoelectric effect? More like schmotoelectric schmeffect (I see you Bertie). Tuesday, a humble freak, keeps its nasty to itself, unlike the braggadocious weekend. And [...]

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A sea wolf is a seal with pronounced canines, snarly lips, and night shimmer peepers. When learning how to swim, don’t ride the sea wolf, don’t even expect the sea wolf for tips on your frog kicks. Homostupids take the lengthy Dio mythological fairy tales and pass them like a hot potato. Did you see [...]

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